I'm sitting here looking at my huge pile of laundry and trying to muster up the energy to put it away. On the one hand, if I don't, then Husband won't have anywhere to sleep when he gets home. Then, on the other hand, I'm really really tired and I think that the seafood & crab salad at Subway has wheat in it because I feel not so great and that is the only thing I could have eaten with wheat in it. Unless marshmallows have wheat in them. And then again, if I don't clean up, then Husband will have a better idea of what life has been like the past few months, only not as lonely and awful. We'll see. Exhaustion will probably win out because I am so, so very tired and I have to get up super early to go get him. Maybe if I go to sleep, the same fairies that brought in the trash cans will fold the laundry and do the dishes. I know, but a girl can dream, can't she?
These thieves in Canada are having a worse day than me. They apparently stole millions of dollars worth of Canadian maple syrup.
I know, you are thinking that must be a lot of syrup. Truckloads, in fact. And how on earth did they do it? Well, it doesn't matter how because after a manhunt across Canada and the U.S., they have been caught and they will go to jail for a long, long time because Canadians are pretty darn angry about the theft. So thank you, sticky thieves, for reminding me that although Canadian jails aren't as nasty as Chinese ones, I still don't want to be incarcerated in one. And also, maple syrup is not that expensive, so just buy it already.