I am still feeling sick and it is snowing and I made chili for dinner and now I'm watching Sliding Doors to make myself feel better but it's not working.
Gwyneth Paltrow is great, but I really wanted to watch Dirty Rotten Scoundrels only I can't find it anywhere. Not Apple, not Netflix, not Amazon, which is a shame because it is a very, very funny movie and I was looking forward to hearing the children shout "Oklahoma, Oklahoma!" But it's not to be, so I'm watching people miss trains and kiss on boats instead and it's not quite cheering me up because now I miss Husband even more.
Pretty much everyone in South Africa and Botswana and Zimbabwe are having a worse day than me because 10,000 crocodiles have escaped from a farm and are roaming around in the rivers and eating things. They've caught thousands, but there are still thousands more on the loose. Here is a picture of just a few of the ones they've caught.
So thank you, crocodile hunters, for making me grateful that I don't live on a river full of crocodiles. Also, they wouldn't like the snow very much. Now I have to go and watch Gwyneth Paltrow dump her icky boyfriend in the movie.